Bumper Sticker of the Feathery Kind
Friday, November 24, 2006
Today as usual is the day of the week where deep inside when I wake up at 6 to get ready to go to work, I scream a little scream 'Thank God its Friday'. And starting this week, I officially can have a 2 day weekend and lie in all morning instead of having to wake up at 8am for my part time job - a part time job I have yet been paid for (more on this in future posts).Anyway, today I saw something that perhaps might only be seen on a comic strip or cartoon. As I am commuting up to work this morning, I noticed a green Mazda 6 driven by a lady driver. As her Mazda approached me, I noticed that her front bumper looked a bit funny, like it had something stuck on it. Turns out, that something was a chicken.. YES a chicken .. or a bird of some sort cos it had feathers. This lady driver must have hit this poor little bird/chicken and killed it and it got smacked glued right onto her front bumper.. I kid you now, I was amused, surprised, laughing and disgusted all at the same time. I can only imagine her face when she did eventually come out to see what's hanging onto her bumper.. heh.. just imagine her scraping it off.. OK OK enough.. too morbid and definitely getting gross now... Unfortunately or perhaps fortunately there was no way I could have snapped a picture of the said carnage.... but here's a Photoshop rendition of what I saw:
why did the chicken cross the ....... THUD!!!!!If you happen to be that lady and you're now reading my post, how the hell did you hit a chicken and not know? More interestingly though, how did you eventually get it off your Mazda?
Have a good weekend folks....
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